I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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