Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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