ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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