maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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