for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
There r osticjed everywhere
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
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