That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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