lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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