Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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