What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Randomize
