Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
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He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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