My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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