dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I know her cup size but not her name....
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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