The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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