Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
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I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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