Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Two words: nipple clamps
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