I am puke
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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