i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
handjob tips. give me some.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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