just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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