I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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