A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
