So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Well I just put wine in my tea
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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