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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation

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