im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
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No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
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btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another