white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
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Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
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Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I can't turn off my feet"
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?