I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
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Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
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And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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