yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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