Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
you never un-have a 4some
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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