Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
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There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
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I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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