Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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