I want to stick my p in your. b.
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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