did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
This girl is more easily done than said...
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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