Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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