she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
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