Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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