ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
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I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
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Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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