i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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