Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
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I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
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The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
this is an emotional support booty call
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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