You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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