I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Did I show you my penis last night?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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