Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
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i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
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There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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