Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
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You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I came so hard my ears popped.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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