My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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