cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
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Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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