i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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