I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
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Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
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I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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