Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
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we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
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You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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