She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
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Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo