I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Randomize
