ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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