i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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