Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
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Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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