ya dads aren't the best wingmen
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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