I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
We're too hungover to prance.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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