RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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