I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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