What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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