But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
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