**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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