I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
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He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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