Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Randomize
