i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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